Funny Good Morning Quotes

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Good Morning! A good start of a day should be the motto of a person for himself as well as for the loved ones he cares for. A beautiful charm in a life is created by very small and beautiful things which in terms of size and weight do not matter however emotionally they make huge differences in a person’s life and in his nature. As the saying goes a picture speaks a Thousand Words so taking this into consideration when a wonderful picture inform of good morning messages is shared it helps changing the mood of the person. Messages which represent good morning pictures tend to make sure that the person receiving it gets too a lighter mood and has a great start of the day.


Best Good Morning Quotes

 

 Angels usually show up in the morning but I have showed up now. So all you need to do is bow down a bit and wish yourself a happy morning as a sign of respect. Cheers mate!” Melanie Leroy’s


 

There Are 2 Kinds of People in This World 1) Morning People 2) People Who Want To Shoot Morning.


 

Good Morning Quote: “The one, who snores, is the first one to fall asleep.

 


 

It’s easier to stay awake until 7 AM, than to wake-up at 7 AM!

 


 

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.

 


 

I always say ‘MORNING’ instead of ‘GOOD MORNING’ if it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people

 


 

Twinkle-twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.

 


 

Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.

 


 

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone

 


 

Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.

 


 

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen

 


 

I lack sleep: are the nights so short, or do I sleep so fast?

 


 

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one…only if morning began after noon.

 


Doctor’s Suggestion Morning Quote:

 

The doctor has a new suggestion for you this morning. Laugh a little more in the morning for breakfast, give a beautiful smile in the afternoon. Stay far happier for dinner. What is the doctor’s fee? Think more about me

 

I & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!

 

The feeling dialogue I experience every morning. Me: I really can’t stay. Bed: but baby, it’s cold outside!

 

In bed, its 6 AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31

 

If I offer her to sleep over, she might misunderstand. And she will be right.

 

Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day!

 


Busted Windshield Morning Quote

The alarm is on in the morning not because the windshield is busted, but the windshield is busted because the alarm is on in the morning.

 

The worst part about my MONDAY, is hearing you complain about yours

 

Good Morning Quote: “Today I woke up and realized three horrible facts: Today is not Friday; Tomorrow is not Friday either; And even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.

 

In order to sleep off you should be getting to bed not on the same day when you need to get up.

 


Breakfast Morning Quote:

 

I woke up in the morning; lay in my bed waiting until my mom will prepare the breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom.

 

The most obvious thing people keep repeating: every night they go to sleep late and in the morning they feel like that was a bad idea.

 

Good Morning Quote: “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.

 

The mind is a wonderful thing: it wakes up when you do and falls asleep when you reach the office.

 


Weekdays Morning Quote:

 

I want to taste your lips, touch your teeth and feel your tongue every morning. That is what COLGATE says each and every morning. Brush before breakfast!

 

Good Morning Quote: “It’s morning time already and it’s time to widen those teeny tiny eyes. Stretch those tough buff arms, wiggle that silky slinky hair and eat some salty malty fries.

 

Monday morning is the ugly sister of Friday evening.

 

After “Monday” and “Tuesday” even the calendar says “WTF”

 


 

Dental Hygiene Morning Quote:

 

Smile is language of Love, Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win hearts and Smile improves your personality, so please BRUSH DAILY.

 

 

Without any friends, life is a waste. Without any love, heart is almost a waste. Without any story, a movie is almost a waste and without a quote from me, your morning is a waste. Have a great day!

 

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.

 


 

Pancake Morning Quote:

 

True love is waking up next to your partner and thinking Well, I could smother them with a pillow or make breakfast. Sigh. Pancakes it is.

 

Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.

 

Good Morning Quote: “When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.

 


 

These days while we are using multiple social networking platforms in the morning when we wake up we find multiple pictures and the form of good morning pictures. This pictures happen to be either hilarious inspiring or mind blowing which in turn makes our mind think and contemplate about the nature of the good morning picture shared.

More often when such pictures are shared it keeps us in a lighter note and gives an inspirational and a funny start to the day. Such an inspiration and funny start can lead up to very effective decision making and make sure that we fight all our stresses wonderfully and make sure we come out of the day winning and happy. Thus making our life wonderful and an ideal one to live.

When a funny good morning picture contains the message it creates a funny and inspiring frame in our mind. Search messages when is accompanied by wonderful picture make people smile and such  smile can do wonders for the person himself and the people around him in such a way that the complete surrounding can get highly productive and Highly Effective in their work environment as well as socially.

When we start sharing such good morning pictures read our family, friends and our loved ones we make sure that we are making a conscious effort in creating there morning a good one with these morning pictures. In this effort we make sure that such messages make a positive impact in their morning which contemplates to a great day and a beautiful life.