“Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”

“Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

“Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”

“Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”

“If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.”

“I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

“I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”

“I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”

“You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

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