“A Night without coffee is like a scary nightmare.” 

“Coffee and friends make a perfect blend.” 

“A day without coffee is like something without something special.” 

“A cup of coffee brings order to the morning.” 

“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” 

“If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” 

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” 

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” 

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”