“I love music. Music is the soundtrack to the crappy  movie that is my life.”

― Chris Rock

“You can be married and bored, or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere.”

― Chris Rock

“It’s hard for a man to turn down sex… if they chase us,  we can’t run that fast.” 

― Chris Rock

“A man is only as faithful  as his options.” 

― Chris Rock

“Much like rock ‘n’ roll, school shootings were invented  by the black man and stolen  by the whites.”

― Chris Rock

“I ain’t shooting nobody,  so call me a faggot. When the war’s over, I’ll be the faggot  with two legs.”

― Chris Rock

“Women would rule the world  if only they’d stop bitchin’  about each other.”

― Chris Rock

“I live in a neighborhood  so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.”

― Chris Rock

“There are only three things women need in life: food,  water, and compliments.”

― Chris Rock

“George Bush hates midgets.” 

― Chris Rock

Will Smith Quotes That Will Lead You To The Journey Of Succe