“I never do impressions,  but I probably should.  People like that stuff.”

― Norm MacDonald

“I like doing a funny  show where I don’t have  to act and fall in love  with a girl.”

― Norm MacDonald

“I love writing  it’s the best. But I really  hate collaboration.”

― Norm MacDonald

“I just like doing standup,  that’s all I’m interested  in or good at.”

― Norm MacDonald

“Comedy is surprises,  so if you’re intending  to make somebody laugh  and they don’t laugh,  that’s funny.”

― Norm MacDonald

“Whenever I do theaters,  I don’t like ’em. I don’t think  they’re right for stand-up.”

― Norm MacDonald

“I don’t know anything  about politics. Like, zero.  Nothing.”

― Norm MacDonald

“In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics.  That’s how you know who  the best player is.”

― Norm MacDonald

“Stand-up has the best writers because it’s the hardest writing by a million miles.” 

― Norm MacDonald

Famous People Quotes That Will Encourage You to Read