Top 10 Norm MacDonald Quotes, Thoughts and Sayings

“I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.”

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“I like doing a funny show where I don’t have to act and fall in love with a girl.”

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“I love writing it’s the best. But I really hate collaboration.”

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“I just like doing standup, that’s all I’m interested in or good at.”

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“Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.”

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“Whenever I do theaters, I don’t like ’em. I don’t think they’re right for stand-up.”

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“I don’t know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.”

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“In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That’s how you know who the best player is.”

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“Stand-up has the best writers because it’s the hardest writing by a million miles.”

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Famous People Quotes That Will Encourage You to Read

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