“Aright, nobody move. I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it.”

― Shrek

“Don't die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!”

― Shrek

“Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.”

― Shrek

“You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings.”

― Shrek

“Do you think maybe he's compensating for something.”

― Shrek

“Hey! I'm no one's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.”

― Shrek

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.”

― Shrek

“This is gonna be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles.”

― Shrek

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.”

― Shrek

“He hooffed unt he poooffed unt he... signed an eviction notice.”

― Shrek

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