Robin Williams Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

“Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.” — Robin Williams

“I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be..” — Robin Williams

“The world is open for play, everything and everybody is mockable in a wonderful way.” — Robin Williams

“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?” — Robin Williams

“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.” — Robin Williams

“I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers’ chops.” — Robin Williams

“If Heaven exists, to know that there’s laughter, that would be a great thing.” — Robin Williams

“Ah yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” — Robin Williams

“There are three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.” — Robin Williams

“If heaven exists, to know that there are laughs, that would be a great thing.” — Robin Williams

“Don’t associate yourself with toxic people. It’s better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.” — Robin Williams

“We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.” — Robin Williams

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t deal with drugs.” — Robin Williams

“I went to rehab in wine country, just to keep my options open.” — Robin Williams

“People say satire is dead. It’s not dead; it’s alive and living in the White House.” — Robin Williams

“We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.” — Robin Williams

“You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, everywhere, even the stars.” — Robin Williams

“You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.” — Robin Williams

“The human spirit is more powerful than any drug and that is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. These are the things that matter.” — Robin Williams

“If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?” — Robin Williams

“It’s hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on your heart. But I am the harshest critic of my work.” — Robin Williams

“There is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.” — Robin Williams

“I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.” — Robin Williams

“You don’t know about real loss because it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself.” — Robin Williams

“There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.” — Robin Williams

“When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.” — Robin Williams

“Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.” — Robin Williams

“You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, everywhere even the stars.” — Robin Williams

“Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.” — Robin Williams

“On stage you’re free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you’d be arrested.” — Robin Williams

“I try to make sense of things. This is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.” — Robin Williams

“I don’t do well with snakes and I can’t dance.” — Robin Williams

“Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.” — Robin Williams

“Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a backup profession like welding.’” — Robin Williams

“For a while you get mad, then you get over it.” — Robin Williams

“There’s a world out there. Open a window, and it’s there.” — Robin Williams

“The only weapon we have is the comedy.” — Robin Williams

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.” — Robin Williams

“Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.” — Robin Williams

“Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea–freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.” — Robin Williams

“Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money, but they changed it to alimony.” — Robin Williams

“I do believe in love; it’s wonderful—especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.” — Robin Williams

“There are no rules. Just follow your heart.” — Robin Williams

“Do you think God gets stoned? I think so…look at the platypus.” — Robin Williams

“Death–to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.” — Robin Williams

“You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the South? Nothing! Someone’s losing a trailer, number one.” — Robin Williams

“Spring is nature‘s way of saying, ‘Let’s a party!’” — Robin Williams

“In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.” — Robin Williams

“I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.” — Robin Williams

“No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.” — Robin Williams

“Stop being afraid of getting older. With age comes wisdom and confidence.” — Robin Williams

“The things we fear the most have already happened to us.” — Robin Williams